You don't know Dick

Picky Eater: http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/you_dont_know_dick.php
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Kania Tiko: thank god they got rid of that pricks ugly mug
PE: The new id certainly doesn't try very hard to be unique
As ugly as the old logo was, it was right up there with Maccers as "instantly identifiable"
KT: well take a pic of his nutsack then
that'll be unique
PE: Just looking at the psychobabble the agency wrote up for the new logo ... imagining what they would have written for the nutsack redesign
KT: "a new generation"
because that is where the new generation comes from
PE: "Our new branding invites customers to come talk to us - after all we've been fucking with your technology for 40 years. We are solution providers and we are about humanizing technology and making the category intimate not daunting -- that's why we've changed our logo to "Bollocks", to help us identify with your reaction to our fucked up technology
KT: intimate ay?
can't be intimate than that

Kania Tiko: Morons! Everyone txting to this 'support the boys' shit [on Fiji TV during the Scotland Sevens tournament]
Someone should collect their names and sterilise them all
Picky Eater: Don't spoil boy! The boys can see the thing on the field! :-P
KT: "The boys" WILL NEVER FUCKING READ IT! EVER!
I have no beef with Fiji One or the mobile operators. They are business, and if the punters are fuckwits, then they have a duty to relieve them of their money.
I just think that a quick bit of eugenics would be good.
A wee culling of the herd
We doonae huv tae kill onie one
Jist a wee snip aroond the bawbag